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[Easter Song!]

No, Jesus WASN'T born on Christmas anyway

And it was a JOKE! Read the intro?

So everybody complaining about when Jesus was or wasn't born should just shut up. Christmas is a pagan holiday written into the rituals of a Christian. Nobody knows when Jesus was born but most evidence doesn't point towards it being anywhere near December 25th. It was a roman holiday people.

This was pretty funny. The randomness made it funny but parts of it were just so random that it wasn't funny. Like "your face is made of plastic". But overall good job.

Gobolatula responds:

That's right! Read, people read!

Thanks for the review mang. Yeah, I wrote the lyrics and music in the spirit of a middle school punk rocker.

[Just Another Weekend]

Speed it up

Overall this is pretty good. It had a somewhat professional feel to it as far as style goes, although the art is a different story. I enjoyed the brief cutaways back to the main character. My main advice is that you move it along faster. It's not that I don't like long flashes, I just don't like slow ones. The characters need to be a little more energetic and the scenes need to move along faster.

Darkar responds:

Yes sorry about the slow parts. Thanks for the review!

[Wonchop's Halloween 05]

Weird

I was watching through all your old animations. I was expecting to see a smooth learning curve going from the random montages of sketchy drawings to your current style. Boy was I suprised. The jump in quality was instantaneous, and it started right here. Good job. I can't believe it only took you two days. Not pure genious or anything, but good.

Wonchop responds:

Erm...actually it was a random montage of sketchy drawings. NG just jumbles up the 'other submissions' bit sometimes.

[Time Squad [Part 1]]

Big change for you

Where the fuck did this come from? You totally switched genres.

Story looks interesting so far. Now that your animation is more serious, this could use an update as far as graphics and perhaps some more dramatic "camera" angles. The voice acting could use some touch-up. Some of the things which seemed like they should have been more heartfelt weren't. There were also a few irritating cliche's, like "We're on the menu." However, overall this looks very interesting. Keep it up.

The-Swain responds:

Haha, the cliche dynamic is deliberate. I've taken so many played themes and thrown them into the same movie that the only things I've left untouched are the ones that will show up in Part 2.

Lines like "Where are we? - And more importantly is WHEN?" Come on, that's '80s gold. The dialogue is gonna be even better in the second one assuming you like cheesy '80s garbage.

But you're right on the camera angles. It's tough when I have to draw a new pose for a character every few seconds out of a 10-minute film, but I am gonna find ways to "cheat" in part 2 and make it very dynamic. With that in mind, consider your suggestion noted and agreed with.

[All NG Fads Die!!! 3!!!]

Pretty good

Not very funny but it is good to see somebody trying to put an end to all the horrible fads that creep up here (except Salad fingers, he's awsome). Only one real beaf. NO LIMP BIZKIT EVER AGAIN EVER! For the love of god!

MACception responds:

GOD DAMMIT! I'm so sick of people hating the Bizkit. I think i've finally snapped, i love the Bizkit, but i know not everyone can, so shove it if you've got a problem.

-LP

(Thanks for liking everything else though...)

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 005]

yess

this was way better than any of the others, better animation, put together better, and even though it was still pretty short it got the story moving somewhere. and i'm intrigued, why did the zombie have machine parts.

SPLANKGY responds:

they're zomBORGs ha ha ha!zombie cyborgs! rediculous eh? thanks man!

[-TheTrio-]

cool

I liked this, very well done, well drawn, well written. I liked the flashbacks. The only thing I didn't like was toward then end when the same images were being used over and over repeatedly.

poxpower responds:

written.....
I didn't write anything :P
And I had to use every image over and over because it would have jacked the filesize some. And to tell you the truth, I wanted to add a lot of things to the background and lights and shit like that, but I got so sick and tired of seeing that flash.... ergh

[Freak : Prelude (Ep. 1)]

whaa?

How the hell did you do that? Seriously. That was fucking mind blowing. Holly shit. Storyline was great. But those graphics! I'm jelous lol.

Evil-Dog responds:

Hey we like comments like yours ! :)
Thanks man !
it's a matter of three things : Poser4, Images and "Trace Bitmap" ! :)

[For Bassclock]

FUCK YOU

fucking cunt ass bitch nacho fucker burrito giz monger hahaha you make my girfriend look good you piece of shti ill kil u motherfuker dic you lik dildos asnd stik tehm in yur azz cus i'm cool and you r not fuck fuking fuk shti fuck swallow my vagina you ass ur flash suk even tho i dont ahve one ahahahahlololol im a fking retard

ACTUALLY that was a pretty damn good flash. Great work and those guys fucking suck.

Lordbenny responds:

Haha. That was pretty funny.