No, Jesus WASN'T born on Christmas anyway
And it was a JOKE! Read the intro?
So everybody complaining about when Jesus was or wasn't born should just shut up. Christmas is a pagan holiday written into the rituals of a Christian. Nobody knows when Jesus was born but most evidence doesn't point towards it being anywhere near December 25th. It was a roman holiday people.
This was pretty funny. The randomness made it funny but parts of it were just so random that it wasn't funny. Like "your face is made of plastic". But overall good job.