Is nobody paying attention?

This is PART 1 OF THREE, the next two parts will be coming out within 24 HOURS! Stop complaining about the length!

Absolutely gorgeous, very professional all around. You have perfected your animation techniques. Voice acting was far ahead of newgrounds par. Storyboarding was perfect. Timing was perfect. You didn't linger on a background just because it took you a long time to make it. Stylized very professionally. The storyline was somewhat unlikely, but relevant enough to real world events to be just a little scary. I can't wait to see the rest of the episode.

My only suggestion would be that in the future, you contact newgrounds to see if you can upload an entire episode at once despite the large file size. I'm sure they would be willing to make an exception for you.

Good but

I think a change of subject matter is in order. At times your work comes off a little arrogant and pretentious. Much of that comes from the fact that your flash is about you. I think it's about time you took yourself out of your animations. It's just not a good idea to break the fourth wall like that.

Apart from that the graphics are awsome, the sound quality is high, though the voice acting could use a little more feeling, and the animation is pretty good. I just think a little change of pace is needed.

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can anybody say satire?

A few suggestions

First, the graphics could use a tune up. As somebody else had suggested, a distance counter would be nice, or perhaps some other methods of scoring points (perhaps collect some objects of some kind). I don't think that the "lives" meter was an appropriate name, because normally a life is something you lose and then start a level over with. Health would probably be a better label. All in all well done but give it a tune up and expand the game to incorporate more levels.

Epic

This game was awsome. The bosses were the best, the music was good, the levels were hard, and I liked the secrets. I'm glad you didn't use sprites. The gameplay was good. There were a few problems with collision detection, especially with the purple yoshis. Sometimes when you jumped on top of something you would fall through it and it would hurt or kill you. Other then that great game.

I gave it a 2

Which means i was rooting for it to stay in the portal but with a low score. decent programing skills, fair graphics, but these types of games get so old.

Very good

Almost too dynamic to be called trance. True it did have the "vwodudududlum" noise playing the whole time, but there were at least three breakdowns that all had a different feel to them, and there were so many things going on in the background that it was very alive. That's why I gave you a 10 for diversity.